Get your fantasy EPL team up and running!
Leaving aside the momentary attention that world media have paid to soccer on account of the Neymar Jr madness, its time for the English Premier League and Bundesliga! And while the EPL is just finishing game week two, I don’t really start paying attention until the summer transfer window closes August 31st, as by then the squads will have been finalised (at least until the January transfer window opens).
Still: After two games Arsenal on three points with an opening win against Leicester, and a narrow loss against Stoke. Until the Alexis Sanchez saga is concluded one way or another and Arsene Wenger makes up his mind about a couple of other players, I make no predictions.
And: After one game, Bayern continues a run of opening week wins, this year against Bayer Leverkusen.
All is good.
Combine technology, near ubiquitous handheld cameras and excitable activists armed with incoherent rage at almost any transgression of the latest pieties with opportunities for surveillance and near instantaneous mob justice and then marvel as the left creates the very surveillance society it accuses its opponents of desiring.
“unless it is checked, where does it lead? To something depressingly like the old Communist states: a place where your true opinions about anything more important than tea cozies are only ever aired to a tiny circle of highly trusted friends”
And Skynet smiled
In a previous post I was less than complimentary about the lukewarm efforts Kingston has implemented to become a bicycle friendly community. Full disclosure: I am ambivalent about the whole idea, as for the most part policy seems to have been outsourced to car hating activist led single issue groups, but given that the city has embraced the spirit, if not the practice, perhaps they might consider a few easily implemented ideas to further the vision.
Covered bicycle shelters. Assuming the city means to increase the number of cyclists, ought it to prioritize covered bicycle shelters? Failure to consider, let alone implement, such an easy and relatively cheap* piece of infrastructure does bring their commitment under suspicion. Nearly every European city of similar size to Kingston prioritizes multi-modal transit, and includes covered bicycle racks proximate to bus and regional rail lines. Continue reading
Project Subway NYC
who blinks first?
So, Kingston is now about five years (give or take a year or so) into its experiment to transform the city into a ‘Bike Friendly’ community. Despite its efforts it seems Kingston only managed to ‘win’ Bronze (yay!) recognition from Share the Road Foundation – in 2012! Hardly something to shout from the rooftops. And judging by the fact that this recognition is buried deep within the City of Kingston’s website, its not an honour they’re too proud of either. So lets have a look at what our tax dollars have delivered so far.
- Magic Paint Lines of Protection. Surely there must have been a rapid proliferation of happy commuter cyclists making use of all of this new bike friendly infrastructure? You’d expect that after the congratulatory pats on the back, city administrators would be trumpeting the success of their bike lanes, twitting and instagraming hordes of cheerful cyclists streaming down the bike lanes of Taylor Kidd, Johnson Street, or any number of arterial roads where these have appeared. Or not. Could it be that cyclists, with a dash of cynicism, recognize that the city simply rolled out the magic paint lines of protection as a cheap means to meet their goals? Listen, shh….. Hear that? The sound of squadrons of cyclists rolling merrily to work along Johnson, Brock, Taylor Kidd, Centennial.
- Share the Road Chevrons. Similarly, the city added ‘sharrows’, superimposing them into motor vehicle lanes, thereby endangering any cyclist foolish enough to believe them. Forgetting that by mid November, they have disappeared from sight and mind (along with fair weather cyclists) under snow, ice and sand.
- The multi use bicycle path from nowhere to nowhere. In a daring gesture, Kingston is building its first separated dedicated bicycle path! Huzzah! That should garner us some points from the stingy Share the Road Foundation. Except, except – its going to run from Collins Bay road along the south side of Bath to Coverdale Road, a hotbed of cycling activity! This expensive vanity project will remove (!) one lane of vehicle traffic eastbound along one of the city’s busiest arterial routes, to provide approximately two kilometers of bikeway for……. no one!
Which do you suppose is true:
- painting bike lanes and chevrons protects 190lb meatsacks from 2 tons of metal, or (2) does nothing to make Kingston a ‘bike friendly community?
- Dedicated paths from nowhere to nowhere will bring out Kingstonians in their (two wheel) droves?
- Building dedicated separated lanes, from the downtown core out, will encourage growth in bicycle useage.
- Painted lanes on suburban arterials magically creates cyclists?
What Kingston should do…
- Stop faffing about with painted bike lanes and use the boulevard between the sidewalk and road for more than simply winter snow storage. Create instead dedicated bikeways on the boulevard right of way.
- Kingston city planners could stand to visit Outremont, to take in first hand the proper way to encourage cycling without pissing off motorists at the same time. Note: four lanes of motor vehicle traffic, physically separated bicycle lane reclaimed from city property between the roadway and sidewalk.