dog bites man…..


April 12, 2009 by juniorannex

…….and in other news, at the Berlin Zoo, a polar bear unilaterally and with malice aforethought viciously attacked a human minding her own business….oh wait – she jumped in to the bear pen.  Stupid is as stupid does….


4 thoughts on “dog bites man…..

  1. Gordo says:

    Sheesh. Nice picture, though. 😉

  2. juniorannex says:

    Germans being the worlds best fetishists, I am thinking that before long we will be introduced to some pretty wacky justification for her wish to commune with the bears….

  3. Edward the Corgi says:

    This may seem a little harsh, but as the sabre tooth in “Ice Age” said to the sloth, “I don’t eat junk food”. Unfortunately, the three bears in the video (Yutube) really only watched her get hauled out (granted, after a chomp or two). Alas, we’ll have to wait a bit longer before the average IQ of humanity goes up in this case. But then, if they really did “eat” her they would really be labeled as vicious, and probably put down. In my job I get to meet a lot of Europeans. At the risk of making a large generalization……they don’t really get polar bears. Or large carnivorous critters in general. Oh well……
    It seems that the world press can’t figure out why she entered the enclosure. I, (poor farm boy from rural Ontario that I am) have no difficulty figuring out why she did so. She is an idiot (with all due respect to idiots everywhere.

  4. Gordo says:

    What I think a lot of people don’t get is that the polar bear is the only ursus that will actively hunt and kill people. The others attack in defense.

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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron'scruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. C.S. Lewis


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